if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple
'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense
I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy
when people talk shit behind my back
Guess what everybody’s going as this Halloween.
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II
my favorite flavor of cake is more
omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history